Note: Now playing at Planet Hollywood
"Crazy Girls" is currently playing at the Riviera Hotel and Casino. (I say
"currently" because the Riviera was just sold and is going to close in the upcoming months.)
This is the classic
topless show that everyone thinks of and refers to when it comes to a topless adult production
in Las Vegas. This show doesn't pretend to be anything other than what it is--topless
entertainment. There are certain expectations whenever someone buys a ticket for a show, and
with "Crazy Girls," you get what we have paid for--beautiful women with exposed breasts,
dancing, teasing and taunting. There is no attempt at complex staging or choreography, no big
sets, no elaborate artistic lighting; "No ifs, ands, or..." It is what it is.
This show has been around longer than any of the other topless dance reviews. It's been around
longer than most of the shows in Vegas. In fact, the only show that's been around longer than
"Crazy Girls" is "Jubilee!" The show has been around for almost 30 years. The show is
basically a troupe of semi-naked women that dance and lip-sync. The show remains part of that
classic Las Vegas genre of burlesque and is a respectable alternative to simply going to a
The show still sports the greatest and most effective billboard to ever grace the market place
in Las Vegas. The backside view of a line of G-strings wearing women has become an icon in the
Valley. The sign was so effective, that they built a statue out of it. In the next couple of
months, people are going to want to get their picture with that statue as they say goodbye to
the Riviera and the show...but I have the feeling that this show will be picked up by another
property. It has too much history and weight behind the title to let it just go away.
The Riviera is one of the only vintage Vegas era casinos left on the Strip. It celebrates 60
years on the Strip on April 20th, and then it is projected to close on May 4th. What some
people call old...other people call classic. The theatre inside the Riviera Hotel is a small
space that is only adequately equipped with lights, sound and stage space. The theatre has an
older, somewhat dingy feel to it--which actually works for Crazy Girls. You also need to get
there early enough to get drinks at the bar, since there is no cocktail service inside.
The lip-synced performances are sometimes static in their execution. Some of the performers
don't even seem to attempt to match the words with their mouthing, not that it really matters;
we're there to see breasts and women. The quality of the performance didn't seem to matter much
to either the performers or the audience. On the other hand, though, there were a couple of
numbers that really did go the extra mile. The number to the "Aerosmith" song with the chair
There were a couple of other nicely executed numbers, as well. These numbers simply explored
erotica. There was no lip-syncing; just women moving seductively to music. Again...this is what
we were there for, and it worked wonderfully.
"Crazy Girls" may not be art, but it is fun, and it does serve a function in the entertainment
industry here in Las Vegas. It is a nice alternative for those that don't want to hit the strip
clubs, and gives people the opportunity to experience that basic Topless Las Vegas show.
Hurry up and go see the show...It may be your last chance.